Starting a cannibal restaurant!!!

Victor Smootbank · Joined: 26 Aug 2007 Posts: 5

I'm a cannibal and I like to eat people, human meat is extremly
tasty and much better than pork, beef or chicken.

Now I want to open a cannibal restaurant, we do buy human meat
from hospitals and morgues and we do butcher willing longpigs.

For that, I'm looking for investors. If you're a cannibal with some
cash,
please help me. If you're a willing longpig, please donate all your
money
to me, you won't need it any longer, and be on the menu.

Anyone???

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eat meat · Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Posts: 1

On Nov 13, 3:11?pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
> I'm a cannibal and I like to eat people, human meat is extremly
> tasty and much better than pork, beef or chicken.
>
> Now I want to open a cannibal restaurant, we do buy human meat
> from hospitals and morgues and we do butcher willing longpigs.
>
> For that, I'm looking for investors. If you're a cannibal with some
> cash,
> please help me. If you're a willing longpig, please donate all your
> money
> to me, you won't need it any longer, and be on the menu.
>
> Anyone???

i want to be on the menu.

pltrgyst · Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 54

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:09:09 -0800, eat meat wrote:

>i want to be on the menu.

Not with that gammy leg...

-- Larry

SMargeC · Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Posts: 2

On Nov 13, 6:11 pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
> I'm a cannibal and I like to eat people, human meat is extremly
> tasty and much better than pork, beef or chicken.
>
> Now I want to open a cannibal restaurant, we do buy human meat
> from hospitals and morgues and we do butcher willing longpigs.
>
> For that, I'm looking for investors. If you're a cannibal with some
> cash,
> please help me. If you're a willing longpig, please donate all your
> money
> to me, you won't need it any longer, and be on the menu.
>
> Anyone???

What is this Sweeny Todd?

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