rave on ( i like mondays )
+++

they're thinkin of lettin her out
th girl who didnt like mondays

+++

this morning's pot ration
is thanks to th car

car fruit
just layin around

+++


i;ve been shoppin for tucker
and dropped th nephew to school
and th grass is still too wet to mow
last shower was half hour ago


time to kick back and
do fuck all basically

+++


music on

xtc
"Senses working overtime"
+++

jennys message to nicole kidman today
not that she'll get it
is she hopes you have a nice day
ok ?

"yeah"

+++


crawler

+++


"no but i hope to be"

+++


personally
i try to avoid women on st valentines day


+++


poor girl at th checkout
got a screaming kid

and both th mothers in front of me
were

i know what that kid needs

a bloody good smack

shut th fuck up



she didnt have thick enough skin for that

old biddy's come up and whinge

which is crazy right

some of them beat th fuck out of me
when i was young


and just as well

+++

pink floyd
"time"

++


cool

+++


drugs are kickin in slow this mornin

+++


who did i have on their knees in my dreams last night ?

+++


some things ya cant control

+++



if it was you nickie
ya mighta had yur sisters hair

i apologize ok
i dont like blondes

+++


"what's this black hair dye doing on th kitchen bench ?"


+++



id prefer like sam's evil twin sister
ya are gunna go there arent ya ?
aint watchin bewitched otherwise

+++


maybe they're kickin in now

+++


today's smokes are dunhill red
can ya tell ?

+++


left knee's become itchy
i'll take that as a good sign

stiff as but


i glared at th unicycles in th car
maybe this arv

+++


laurie anderson
"it tango"

+++

i dont wanna call any of th girls today jenny
"mungrel"

+++


take a big drag and
blow out all th smoke

+++

"cough cough"

+++


what th fuck was i dreaming about last night ?
"pain's up"
der

"maybe it was nickie"
get out of my head

+++

"i'm having a bad hair day"

+++


do re mi
"04 cuttlefish beach"

+++


i stood on one last week

big hole in my foot


what i get for draggin a unicycle down th beach right


+++


heat's dropped off

+++


"my knee hurts"
dont smash unicycles into steel posts
"i nearly made it"

+++


"i'll check th dream recorder"
have i got one of those ?

+++

ah man

+++


system of a down

"chop suey"

+++

i wish to register a complaint
it aint fair

+++

"just dont get any pics of er"
i wont

+++


dont like wakin up pullin fours

"at least it wasnt delta goodrem on her knees"
shutup
my knees are both sore

+++


dont understand
i was almost painfree when i crashed last night

"sorry she's pretty"
mungrel

idiot brain

+++


look mate
when they give me th shits enough
mad testicles

it wont be self righteous
ok

now get fucked

+++

U2
"i still haven't found what i'm looking for"

+++


you too hey

+++


and everyone else i know

+++


just one chick god

and have th sexlife last longer than eighteen months

it aint much to ask


+++


"doesnt th first six months make up for it ?"

no

+++


"just go out with two again"

+++

"i dug will smith's explanation"

+++


ya gotta laugh


+++


shut up ya mungrels
i know yur my psyche
now just fuckin settle down

i'll spank you

"ouch"

+++


make ya feel like paulie

+++


got my hair up
doing neck exercises

+++


"you a pothead fokker ?"-sound clip


"We got this movie now paulie'

+++

the black eyed peas
"labor day" ( it's a holiday )

+++


dig it
i aint workin today


on a pension for my nuts
it's a crazy world

+++


"when's our next appointment ?"
next week

"think he'll send us to another job in a hurry ?"
he fucked that one up

worst pain ive had since th car blew up

"i'm goin in there straight"
"and i'm gunna have a huge whinge"

ok

"we were makin good progress"

+++


"christ paulie, what did ya dream about ?"
"nother cone dude"
"need a half hour on th wheel"

sorry it aint up to it yet
dont push it before it;s ready
to start pullin rotations

"fuckin extreme unicyclin"
yeah it;s fun


"drugs man"

ok

+++

smashing pumpkins
"rat in a cage"

+++

yeah but it's my fuckin cage

+++


suck it down deep

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"


headjobs stop after marriage

"breathe out big cough"

+++


"at least little brother is onside"
"a smoke tin with"
"is marijuana really bad for me ?"

back in th bath soon i think

"was out of action most of th week"

i can tell

">>"


+++


shakespears sister
"01 i dont care"


+++

thanks so much
maybe you could wiggle a little bit more

+++


walk th thin line

+++

"michael was surprised we were still alive"
not as surprised as me

+++

"been better"
how many chicks you bumped into in th last two weeks ?

"change in th ether"
how convenient

+++


"which direction is th wind comin from ?"

hmmm


pheremones ?

"maybe, happened before"

+++

live on th edge of th big city

+++


violent femmes
"old mother reagan"

+++


i'd protest
but what's th point ?

++

afroman
"high"

+++


"helps"

mostly

till ya run out


and $25 worth now
ya can fit in one joint


"go feral hippie"

"hit lee up to live with us"
"make a pottery and unicycle studio"
"and smoke nonstop"

"we're doin a poofteenth of what we did in th partyhouse"

"different rules in that state"
"and we been told we can smoke anyway"

yeah
but

+++


"payin for it"
"lets go back to permaculture livin"
"we'll grow it"

not here
little brother dont smoke

+++

"dont get real high when th pain's up"
sorry

+++

c'mon
it's givin up to get em lopped off

i dont give up that easy

+++

placebo
"where is my mind"

+++

sorry
yur readin it
ya dont have to ya know

+++


tryin to thrash somethin out
with my female half

+++


"jane wont push me to be a girl now"
"she said sorry"
"was tryin to be supportive"

get out of th house and go for a ride on yur unicycle
would have been more constructive

"i told her that"

dont tell
let me guess

girls dont listen to boys
fuck yur a bent chick


ya notice i dont go sing in th street
till i've had a good hard ride on th unicycle

nuts are
comfortably numb

+++


city high
"what would ya do"

+++

the hardest thing ya can fuckin do

got a sore nut
problem


ride a fuckin unicycle


blocks th blood supply
slows down sperm production
and th system starts shuttin down

still fuck up regularly

but



i ride a unicycle in th surf

i dont give up easy



maybe yur problem is th same

whatever it is



works for me


+++


unique hey
in my fourties with a teenage problem

+++


midlfie crisis with a twist
and every fucker you meet

has their own interpretation

for why i'm
out there

in th street


easier to ride ppl
with ppl encouraging you


+++


presidents of the united states
"kitty"

+++


lee-catwoman
messaged on friday night

huge shock of violent red hair
curls everwhere

ex page three model

think cute with a capital c

like nickie


mine's black and much th same


last live with girlfriend was jane
redhead


bumped into her just over a week ago

curly redhair

blonde at th moment
and straight
ah babe

ya asked about lee
and morticia asked about lee

the week before that

yep


lee's back in touch

+++


"dirty dancing partner"

+++


"what about pooh ?"

+++

a perfect circle
"blue"

+++

she was round for coffee on saturday

+++


"a lighthouse ?"

+++


"i wont let it get to painshock heart time again"

+++


helene

+++

happy st valentines day

+++


"shoulda been honest with her"
i was sixteen

"had to feign illness"
i couldnt walk

it was illness

+++

"lied to 27"

+++


th red hot chilli peppers
"track no12"

+++

just


no closed rooms
with high perfume
and

highlighted sexual signals painted on her face

"then ya can see em blush for real"
"not helpful"

"worse is th smell"


stop tryin to make me stop smoking
for me it's a good thing


"hypersensitive"




+++


"kuta lady is sexually active again"
i noticed

nice girl though
makes sure i stay stoned

+++

kevin bloody wilson
"ailments of th eighties"

+++


she gets a call today
"ok paulie"

+++


..
..
..


garbage
"use me"

barbie girl answered th phone
passed th message

said i was a darling
we both care for kuta lady

+++

more drugs over here

+++


hurry up thang
i'll stab ya
ya useless fuckin hand

+++

"this hand's no good"
"hang on"
"i'l try th other one"

+++


that's better

+++


i wouldnt go th sexchange
counselling
till i found orgasms

+++

cat stevens
"tea for the tillerman"

+++


hi kuta lady
warm feeling

yur album
pirated


yur welcome

+++

when kuta lady was
livin with jennifer


maroon 5
"she will be loved"

downloaded this for you girl
magic strong this morning

always is with you


some of our conversations
oh dear


but then
this is th same girl
who said

download

afroman
"she wont let me fuck"

cause she wanted it on a cd


not yur song girl

paulie's song


+++

come running whenever you call
ask for nothing much

occasional cup of coffee

+++

sittin in my little truck
with th unicycles
all over th headboard

with you and jennifer
when you were courting


tryin to keep me stoned so
i wouldnt complain of th pain

two late teenage girls
in love and

still fucked up by each other


i'll lay yu money
she walks thru yur door today

yur livin at her sister's house

+++


pj harvey

"long snake moan"

+++


"barbie girl's hubbie"
"is playin with my nipples"

i thought they wanted another girl
"so did they"


+++


friday night was fun

+++


got me pissed again

+++


"not safe anywhere"

+++


libby came calling with a stack of records

+++


"let's not go there"

+++


loved her enough to give her a son
she'd have some kind thought of me today

"for about three seconds"

once upon a time
if i masturbated about her
she'd ring

and say i'm on my way
i want that

seed


i was right to give her a son

happy valentines day elizabeth

+++

tenacious d
"the road"

+++


"and if ya wouldnt answer th phone"
she'd abuse me when she arrived

she always knew

+++


"got good reason to be fucked up then"

+++


wrote you a love letter every day
before walkin out th door
so insecure

never cheated on you
ever

+++

laurie anderson
"sharkeys night"

+++


has he got a lazy eye ?

+++

my nephew has
bought him a unicycle for xmas

with a shark thrasher sticker on it


my current name in th street
as th wizard on th unicycle

is

shark


shark fin on th helmet


abused if i leave it behind now

+++


you got my number
if you;ve calmed down

+++


dont ask for what you want
you just might get it

+++

placebo
"sleeping with ghosts"

+++


melinda wont sleep with me anymore
magic black woman
slated to be a tribal elder

th lights comin out of my body

bother her


love you


been called an aboriginal elder in th street
recently


doin things to my head

i dont have th
cultural
matrix

even if i did live with you

i do have th chip on my shoulder though

some still call me



black


+++


kadeechaman painting on th wall

opposite wall

another one

but of me


on a big wheel
and as th wizard

from versace lady


dont know if i'm calling you
today

but happy valentines day

+++


th witches have all started calling again

the head witch of th gold coast
is

lets hookup for a coffee and whatever

+++

bill hicks
"save willie"

+++

>>

+++

"ah fuck paulie"
"what does morticia love ?"

all girls are different

happy valentines day morticia

+++


the kinks
"dandy"

+++



i cant help it
honest

+++


just bein me

+++


something to this
synchronicity thing
kinda magic

+++


ok jenny
ya couldnt afford even her coffee
but go ahead

"happy valentines day nickie"

+++

a perfect circle
"pet"

++

">>"

a fuckin wild pet


like th big black cat downstairs

+++



i'm gunna go attack th jungle

th grass is four feet high

we're havin an out there summer


later

..
..
..

tarz

+++

p.s.


weird al
"alternative polka"

+++

did i do th lesbian blues on friday night ?
"i cant rememeber"
"We were pissed"

"gorgeous little "
"asian australian girl came up and hung off me for while"
"teachin her to play th drum"
"wink wink"


ah man

+++


i made eyes at th dickless tracy;s on th horses didnt i ?
"mounted police women"

ah man

+++


"and at th dickless tracy in th passenger seat"
"When we were havin a joint on th side of th road"
"next to th car"
"before we got ont h wheel"


they have to have smelled that
for fuck's sake


"told her to have a good night"


"standin there no shirt"
"skull and crossbones pants"
"and alien [witch bone] skull in th back window of th beast"


"i dunno"


+++

garbage
"i'm only happy when it rains"

+++

let's not go into that

+++


"gotta do th hardest thing ya can do"
"she lied about her name"

not happy with bullshit ?
"fuck no"

"real magic"
"or at least with me supplyin it"


pity

she was pretty
and gave nice cuddle

+++

do re mi
"02 after th volcano"

+++

"kuta"

+++

ku-ta

honey of th native stingless bee of gondwanaland [australasia]

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